Snippets: Miyako Chapter 3 (June 2011)

Chapter 3

**posts may do contain foul language and other stuff ~ FYI ;D

Wow, this chapter sucks. Nothing really happens ._____.; Sorry in advance but don’t expect anything great today…

Chapter starts with everyone having under gone a wardrobe change. As they are all posing, Sangou informs us about stuff we learned in the last chapter: she and these hot guys (+ one old dude) work at a place that basically does bitch work. However, her understanding of bitch work was limited because didn’t expect monster extermination to be on the list.

“Battling monsters…how come no one mentioned this before!”

Really otome games? Really? WHY drag the heroine out to battle if she has NO fighting experience? Didn’t Hakuouki’s Chizuru teach you better? :/

I say this because Sangou is currently surrounded by a bunch of monster baddies who are ready to tear her a new one. Lol, there’s an evil cat there too – damn minions of Satan…

Flashback to the past so we can have an explanation as to why our heroine and heroes (+ one old guy) are out beating possessed wildlife ~

Pokey Bear tells Sangou about evil spirits rolling around in graves and the bitch crew has been given the job of stopping the evil Casper rejects. Sangou is trying to figure out what this means (ignorance is bliss Sangou). Also, why do the boys (+ walking dead) have different clothes on (lol, love Pokey Bear and Green Hair guy’s expressions. They’re like, wtf are we wearing o___o Psssfft, gramps trying to look thug there xD My life is complete! Nothing on Ichigou – he looks fine ;D).

The boys break it to Sangou – hey we’re going to beat up the monsters and you’re coming with us lol! Naturally Sangou isn’t too peachy keen on the prospect of battle, especially since she HAS NO BATTLE EXPERIENCE! Nigou flaps over and gives Sangou some stuff so she can join the wardrobe change gang. He tells her she’ll be fine if she goes into battle with these.

“You mean these clothes are actually some sort of special equipment!?” 8D RPGs FTW!

Abe punches Sangou’s elated feelings at the thought of having special protection in the mouth.

“You use this. It’s a Maifu (Japanese translation – dance cloth; urban dictionary meaning – An incredibly sexy man who dresses up like a fairy. Pick whichever definition you like xD). It beats going in bare handed.”

(ಠ_ಠ) oh wow, thanks Abe! A table cloth! Just what I wanted to bring with me into battle! Hey, let me go get a wet towel and bundle up some socks too. Beats going in bare handed lol ~ – is probably what Sangou is thinking

So yeah…Sangou’s got a piece of crap cloth to fight with. Guess a knife was asking for too much…

We’re back to the present time. Sangou is holding the cloth thinking, damn I might as well throw my shoes at these demons than piss around with this crap. However, since she’s going to get mauled either way, might as well use the cloth since it’s already in her hand.

Sangou whips cloth at monster

Monster gets sliced in half

It’s super effective

SWEET GEEZUS DID THAT THING JUST SLICE THAT MOFO UP!? ARE THERE RAZOR BLADES SEWN INTO IT!? щ(ﾟﾛﾟщ)

“It sliced him? Of course, this is something Abe gave me. I’ll be fine!”

Unless the monsters grab the cloth so she can’t use it lol ~

Sangou: FML (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Before the monsters can attack, Abe comes and…poses xD

Abe: “How long were you planning on playing with these small fries?”

Sangou: “Seimei-sama!”

Abe: “Be aware of your surroundings. The enemy can be anywhere. However, the fact you survived this far with your monkey reflexes is quite commendable.”

Sangou: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) STFU and save me already

Abe gets a bad ass close up as he chants a spell. We turn the next page to see his badass spell erupting into butterflies that are on fire….

Abe: BUTTERFLIES ARE MANLY! ◕ ◡ ◕ KILL MY MINONS!

The scene fast forwards to the end. Yay monsters killed and their children orphaned! However, turns out the gang was a little too late. The graves had been already looted and violated…just like last time…damn!

Sangou zeroes in on the words “last time.” Wait, she asks. This has happened before? Everyone is like, yeah…someone has been jacking corpses from graves to resurrect them…all for the purpose of opening the gates to hell…you know?

Sangou: O____________O ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Izumi mumbles they need to collect the three sacred treasures (from the picture it looks like a sword, a fancy looking plate…and that’s it O__O; I’m not sure where the third item is but it’s not shown on this page…).

Abe: “Whatever we do, time is of the essence…”

The moon became twisted

Stained

In a blood-like color (<- lol)

In red

The chapter ends with Sesshomaru some dude looking up at the moon in question.

END!