Love Jossie #4, toning down the NSFW since the last issue but still NSFW

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And with this, I have caught up with the current issue of Jossie. Not sure if I should be proud of that or not… ( ・ω・) Anywho, compared to issue #3, #4 was tame. Which is good because the last issue has still got me waking up at night, screaming “JUST TURN YOURSELF IN OLD MAN!!!”

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Game ~ Suits no Sukima – more sexual tension…really that’s all this is. Bonk and see who breaks first for more bonking.

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After three chapters, I’m starting to question why they’re always in their underwear on the cover page ( ・ω・)」 ?

Yoru Kara Hajimaru Tensai Junkyouju no Renai Shoumei – a cute Christmas themed chapter. The main girl gets a job selling cakes to earn money for a Christmas present. However, the outfit she wears is embarrassing (FYI not the outfit – if you can even call it that – she’s wearing on the cover. It’s like -10 outside where she’s selling the cakes. Ain’t no amount of money worth frostbite on your nipples) and she’s afraid the dude will laugh at her so she lies all the time and says she’s going out to drinking parties with her friends. She eventually works up enough money for her present but is asked by her boss to work one more day – literally Christmas Eve. She reluctantly agrees and tells the dude she’s off to drink with her friend. He gets pissed off and jelly, which makes her regret ever keeping her stupid outfit a secret. He happens to be out to smoke and bumps into the girl’s friend. The friend yells at the dude, asking where the girl is. He in turn asks, isn’t she with you? The friend then realizes what’s happening and explains the situation. We jump over to the girl, who is trying not to cry as she’s working. Things were all good and dandy until this shit happened. What the hell. Now she’s all alone for Christmas. She rearranges some cakes and tells herself to control herself when someone calls out for a cake. She turns around and it’s her boyfriend. He bursts out laughing and she thinks I KNEW IT! THIS PIECE OF – She’s stopped from further thought when he leans down and kisses her. He smiles and tells her she’s a fool (translation: he’s relieved she wasn’t off drinking with strange men). The boss gives the two a Christmas cake as thank you. The two walk home and the guy holds out his hand. The friend said the girl was working to get him a present now fork it over (haha). She does and it’s a fancy lighter. He’s super happy and they rush home to bonk. When she wakes up the next morning, dude apologizes for being a doofus and we see on her finger is a ring. He tells her never take it off. She in turn tells him to smoke and as he does, using the lighter she bought him, she thinks how each time he smokes, he’ll always be reminded of her (and she’ll be reminded of him when he dies of lung cancer…).

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Shampoo Girl – holy shit did this get mixed up with a one-shot heading for Lala, cuz this was like the cleanest thing I’ve seen thus far in Jossie. No humping or thumping, no boob honking, no fucking guys to piss dad off as he silently watches from his man cave. Just unadulterated shojo. Story goes the main girl starred in a commercial for her brother’s salon long ago. She loves getting her hair shampooed by him. One day while going to the salon to get her hair shampooed, she bumps into the main guy who goes to her school. She gets embarrassed because he and his friends were somehow watching that commercial at school and he was staring very intently at it. The main girl doesn’t want to be identified because…it’s embarrassing? *shrugs* We learn he wants to be a stylist and after talking with her bro, gets a part time job there. Somehow the topic of shampooing comes up and the main girl offers her hair as practice. However, she gets super embarrassed during the process and says never! The main guy gets a complex over his shampooing skills (never thought I’d say that). Eventually she gets over her embarrassment and he learns he can shampoo hair like any other person out there with fingers. He tells her he knew she was from the video and her look of happiness during the videos inspired him to want to do his best. Oh, but during the shampoo, she gets embarrassed again and after some fimble fumble they kiss and all is good.

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Kurokyoushi to Kurashimasu – welp, I was kinda close. Turns out the main dude was the lawyer hired by the party that did the crazy driving thus killing the parents. He was cutthroat back in the day and got the girl’s family to settle on something far less than what should have been. The main guy gets a complex when the main girl doesn’t hold any resentment for him. In fact, she thinks of him as a good person. Main guy: I AM SCUM AND I SHALL TOUCH YOUR BUTT TO MAKE YOU NOT THINK POSITIVELY OF ME (note that she doesn’t know the main dude is the lawyer. When she’s talking about the lawyer, she’s thinking it’s someone else, so understandably it confuses her greatly when the main guy acts like she needs to spit on him and take his sneakers). The rest of the issue was about her getting tricked again by people and the main dude coming to bail her while acting like a dick so she won’t like him…PS. why was he wearing a Fedora I’ll never know but it was hilarious.

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Wow the dude looks way creepier than he does in the actual manga…

Senbuu Oshiete, Sensei (Please Teach Me, Teacher) – main girl’s mom hires a tutor to help the main girl get better grades. The main girl tells the tutor, hey man, each time I do a good, I want you to kiss me. Him: uhhhh *tries to leave but can’t because he’s trapped in a shojo* He asks if she likes him and she screams HELL NO. Him: ok shit you don’t have to answer that so quickly T–T They compromise – he’ll kiss here where ever she wants except her lips because that’s where the person she likes is supposed to kiss her. We continue on and each time the girl does a good, he kisses where she tells him. At first it’s innocent – a kiss on the head, on the cheek, on the nose. She asks her eyelids and takes off her glasses. He tells her she looks cute without them on, so she starts wearing contacts. She pulls her hair to the side so he can kiss her neck and he tells her she looks nice with her hair down. She starts to change the more he kisses her. But then cuz this is Jossie, shit gets extreme. She tells him to kiss her tummy, then her back. When she says her knee, he gets so caught up that he almost starts to suckle on her lady parts. Him: tee hee oops! Her: *fans herself* As this is going on, the main girl is like damn I’m falling in deep. But she doesn’t want to lose him so they continue.. She tells him to kiss her boobies and he asks if that’s ok. He’s pretty much kissed everywhere else. This would be the last spot (you haven’t kissed her butt dude so it’s technically the last spot). She says that’s cool and he honks them titties instead. He tells her you know you should be doing this with the person you like. He stops and gets ready to leave but pauses when the main girl starts crying. He comes back and asks if she likes him. She blurts yes, she’s liked him since the moment she saw him – otherwise why would she have asked for a kiss each time she did a good? He kisses her on the lips and tells her he likes her too – he fell for her when he kissed her forehead. Both go hee heee and the tutor says he’ll teach her EVERYTHING (wink wink). Not bad, but kind of awkward, what with mom downstairs as this is happening ^^;

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Kanojo no Koi no Hajimekata (~How to Start Falling in Love (lit. ways to start her love) – the main chick likes her friend but he gets a girlfriend and she’s like, well damn. Her friend tells her to move on and the girl jokes that she’ll go out with the first guy who meets her eye at that moment. She looks at the cafe her guy friend works at and meets eyes with some dude. Apparently she’s the type to follow through on her word because she teleports her guns right over to him and asks him out. He agrees which surprises her. After a long journey of awkwardness, we find that the dude has had a huge crush on the main girl for awhile but never acted on it because he knew she liked the guy friend. Welp, she’s moved on and he’s right there to fill the void in her soul. If it weren’t for the title page and two panels, this would have been clean enough for Lala too. I guess after the last issue of Jossie, the editor decided the readers needed something kinda pure and less tainted to keep the magazine going.

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Mousou Shoujo – still same old, same old. Crazy delusions. Nothing really happening. Dude being shady. Girl being horny.

2 thoughts on “Love Jossie #4, toning down the NSFW since the last issue but still NSFW

  1. You know while I was reading the teach me teacher summary I got to the part where she started wearing contacts. Then I looked back at the pic of the girl on the cover with eyes that take up half her face. Then I tried to imagine the size of the contacts…now I just can’t stop laughing XD :sigh: I’m off to bed now.

    • OMG, that’s a hilarious image!
      Now I’m picturing those scenes where the girl’s contact falls out and she’s trying to look for it.
      But it’s the size of a plate so it’s no mystery where it is xD

      Thank you for that :3 Made my day haha

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