Going on Hiatus ~

Welp, I’m one week into my internship and based on my schedule from these past 5 days, I can tell I won’t have time to blog unfortunately.
Even if I did have time, the internet here sucks balls. I’ll be lucky if this post gets published!!!

I just need to time it before the connection drops, which is around every 5-8 minutes…

Don’t worry though. I’m still reading my manga as we speak ~ (yeah I brought manga with me on this internship because that’s how thug nerd I am) and I’ll be able to blog about them when I’m free in…April/May-ish? I’m not sure on the date because once I’m done with this internship, I have my PLEASE LET ME GRADUATE DAMMIT HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE I GIVEN YOU AND YOU’RE MAKING ME WRITE A XX PAGE PAPER TO PROVE I SHOULD GRADUATE I HATE YOU WAH MOMMY paper (I expect much crying around this time, on my part. My school doesn’t care. It ENJOYS my tears and charges me extra for giving it JOY! D: Yes kids. That’s how college works.).

Then relatives are coming over for my graduation.

Then I graduate and get drunk on the town and yeah… Lots of stuff happening!

Please keep safe you guys/gals/bananas/etc. and I’ll hopefully see you all again in April/May/the future 8D

PS. If you’re absolutely destroyed without my presence, you could always stalk me on Twitter 8D

Tid-Bits: Kokoro Rental oneshot and Doll Rebirth Oneshot

Throwing this one in too ~ Here are some quick summaries of 2 Kuro Lala oneshots ~ These 2 have actually been scanned so there’s no point in reading this unless you have a fear of pictures xD Or would like to give your opinion about the oneshots ~ :3

Tid-Bits: Katakoi Oneshot

My second read into Kuro Lala. If you’ve ever watched Groundhog Day but wished it were drawn in shojo style with no groundhogs because of traumatic childhood reasons, then your wish has been granted ~

Life: Pee Pee Boy (ಠ_ಠ)

Man, I love this app called Free App Tracker. While a lot of the time it brings up crap, it pops up some amusing junk sometimes. Take for example, DiaperDoctor – the app you use to analyze your child’s fecal matter! (ﾉ◕▽◕)ﾉ Yayayayayayayayay ~ (take note that I did NOT download this app. I just read the preview because it’s called DiaperDoctor. Whose curiosity WOULDN’T be piqued by this title?). Is your kid pooping green logs? The DiaperDoctor has real pictures for you to compare your kids turds with that of others (I am not lying. There are RL pictures)! Kid pooping worms? DiaperDoctor has pictures of that too ~ and a list of possible causes for those worms in your kid’s stools. Screw taking your child to the doctor ~ With this app, you are the doctor (ﾉ◕▽◕)ﾉ *thumbs up*

Lol xD While I can see it’s value to mothers who are genuinely concerned with their kids’ craps, if your kid is constantly shitting blood, I don’t think consulting an app is the best course of action. Just saying.

Tid-Bits: Genei Realism Oneshot

I’m trying to get in more shojo practice so I’m reading a special volume of Lala called Kuro Lala. I also have Shiro Lala but I’m planning on taking that with me when I leave to intern. Kuro Lala looks too freaky to take with me xD I don’t want to scare my fellow interns with the cover haha!

Nothing too lol-tastic here. I’m just blahing to have some update on this blog

Tid-Bits: Shining Tears Chapter 2

Lol Shining Tears caters to all shippers: both straight, GL, and BL xD I kid about the last two but really, I fear for Shion’s butt when it comes to PJs now. PJs is a little TOO interested in sticking his sword into Shion o___O

Merry Christmas 8D

A little late but I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas!!! (or to those who don’t celebrate Christmas, to instead have a Happy Holidays instead!). I hope you all were able to enjoy the day, whether it be with good food, good company, good presents, or what have you :3

***To those curious about the two featured in the picture, the plushie is of Totoro (a Christmas present from my dad because I kept randomly saying TOTORO! like 93 times after I saw the plushie in a Japanese store we frequent for actual non-expired Japanese goods xD), and the dog is my dad’s (my dog was passed out on the living room couch at the time so that’s why I only have Bu in the picture ~ ).

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s bed time ~

Sylph Tweets: December 21, 2011

Sylph Retweets:

[New Arrival] BROTHERS CONFLICT Character CD #3 (featuring Yuusuke** & Kiori**) (Audio CD)
http://dengekiya.com/girls/323/?aid=twitter（PC）
http://dengekiya.com/m/girls/323/?aid=twitter (Mobile)

**I don’t follow the series so I’m not sure if I got their names right. When it comes to names, I need furigana ^^;

[Limited Time Offer!] The prices on the DGS Hibiki Neko Masshigura Hibiki Tins (Premium Caramel Tins) have been slashed ☆ The cookies/candies in the tins are nearing their expiration dates (in March) so we’re taking 30% off the retail price for a limited time!
http://dengekiya.com/girls/p/4942330046432/（PC）
http://dengekiya.com/m/girls/p/4942330046432/（Mobile)

[Recommendations!] Need something for the winter? We have you covered with our DGS Hibiki goods – from travel mugs (complete with a selection of teas) to coffee cups to much more!
http://dengekiya.com/girls/280/?aid=twitter (PC）
http://dengekiya.com/m/girls/280/?aid=twitter (Mobile）

Tweets

Murasaki Midori-Sensei (Scarlet Prince, Storm Lover), Mayuzumi Haruta-Sensei (DADADADAN), & Choujin-Sensei (Hana Ori Soushi) – three manga-ka who each made their debut by winning the Sylph Comic Grand Prix. All three will have their respective manga volumes released on the same day. To commemorate this moment, we (Sylph) have planned a special booklet with pieces drawn by prominent figures such as Ruru-Sensei (Hakuouki Jurenka, Arcana Familiar), Udasho-Sensei (BROTHERS CONFLICT), Matsumoto Kazura-Sensei (Hoshikuzuchou no Pan no Mimi), and many other fabulous guest artists. For more details, click on the link ★

; A ; OMFG do want! (DADADADAN AND HANA ORI SOUSHI!? YES PLEASE!) But damn, why does this booklet have to be something you mail in for!? I DON’T LIVE IN JAPAN! JUST RELEASE IT WITH THE FEBUARY SYLPH ISSUE, SYLPH! DON’T BE A HO D8

[Blog Update Notification] Tomorrow is 12/22, which means the February Issue of Sylph will be out! To coincide with the release of its second volume (out this month), the February Issue’s cover and front page will feature [Hakase Ga!] ☆ The cover is full of New Year goodness – don’t miss out! Visit the Sylph Official Blog for more details. Looks like the professor is getting a little TOO into the New Year spirit (^q^) hshs
http://sylph.dengeki.com/?p=1827&preview=true

Oh, hello there! This is Asahina. To the many followers of Sylph, I present to you some BROTHERS CONFLICT spam. Just to let you know, Sylph has a special project in the works for its blog. You all better check it out ★ Well, see you in a few days!

*I’m not sure if I translated this right. I couldn’t find an adequate explanation of what 垢 means. 垢 can mean filth/dirt or getting a big head but I wasn’t sure how that fit in. I thought maybe it was something like “dish out the dirt on” but… o____o

[Site Update Notification] Sorry to send this so late at night! We’ve updated Sylph’s Official Site to showcase the February Issue of Sylph. We’ll have more details come the afternoon so until then, please hold tight. (人´∀｀)

Dad: “That’s a bit pornographic” (ಠ_ಠ)

Today I finally did something productive! I went to the mall to buy some pajama pants 8D

Yeah, like a boss. (▼ﾍ▼)

(Reason why I would risk my young future going shopping a week before Christmas for pajama pants: I was down to only 2 pairs of PJs. My dad’s dog chewed a hole in one of my pants (we’re still trying to figure that one out) and another old pair finally fell apart after many years of service).

I must say, the holidays really do make people…less happy =( It’s shocking how no one was smiling at the mall. Everyone looked tired, cranky, and just…devoid of life. Hopefully some eggnnog with rum will cheer these poor shoppers up. Or at least help them get through another day….

Shopping for PJs was nuts. I didn’t think people would be going rabid over at Old Navy. Toys R Us, yes. But Old Navy? D:

Sylph Tweets: December 19

Since I’m not able to work on Sylph stuff without a scanner, I’ll instead go back to translating Sylph Blog Posts and Official Sylph Tweets if I have time :3 I NEED TO GET MY SYLPH ON SOMEHOW щ(ﾟﾛﾟщ)

The end of the year means it’s time for sales! Wouldn’t you all agree? The [DGS~Hibiki Neko Masshigura Hibiki Tins*] are nearing their expiration dates so we’re slashing the price on these beauties!  The sale will last until January. This is a limited time offer so grab them while you can! http://dengekiya.com/girls/p/4942330046432/ #dgs

(*shitty translation: DGS~Hibiki, Run-Straight for ‘Em Hibiki Tins)

Since shipping fees between the two are equal, how about making an order with some BROTHERS CONFLICT and DGS~Hibiki goods!

http://dengekiya.com/girls/323/ （BRO-CON goods）
dengekiya.com/girls/280/ (DGS~Hibiki goods)