Backlog Attack Part III: Day 3

new-canvasGensui Koutei ni Sasagerareta Hanayome (The Military Emperor’s Sacrificial Bride) by Adumi Yuu, Serina Rise

Summary:

Keeping the truth of her past unseen, Aleysha will play the part of a princess and be offered in sacrifice to the frigid Emperor Valluram…

“Don’t conceal yourself. Remove your hand, Princess Aleysha.” Naked and exposed, Aleysha stands before the emperor and his icy stare…

Aleysha has lived in the countryside with her late mother all her life. One day, she is captured by the royal guards and learns her mother had stolen a jewel from the queen many years ago. To pay for her mother’s crime, Aleysha is forced to wed Lynizen’s Emperor Valluram – in hopes of gaining peace with the neighboring country. For the sake of unification, Aleysha will have to convince the emperor she’s really a princess. However, she’s at a loss when upon meeting Emperor Valluram, he rejects their arranged marriage – “I don’t need a sacrificial bride.”

Cold and distant, Aleysha is wary of the emperor at first, but as she spends time with him, Aleysha sees he’s more than he appears…and she finds herself drawn to his hidden gentle side…

Thoughts:

Another smutty title. I got it because the guy on the cover had long hair – can’t help that my first anime crush had long hair like that too :p Honestly….not the best title I’ve read. Starts off with the usual, I’m going to shove my fingers up your cooch because I think you have weapons up there…

Her: ah no <3

Him: WAS THAT A GUN I JUST TOUCHED!? IS THAT WHY YOU’RE MAKING ME STOP???

Her: what no you’re shoving your digits into my lady parts. This is literally page 4. I only know your name. Could you at least buy me dinner first?

Him: OHHHHHH NO, I THINK I FELT A KNIFE POINT IN THERE. GOTTA KEEP DIGGING TO MAKE SURE!

And then after that settles down, he’s like, HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN THIS TREATY???

Her: *throws the welcome mat in front of her spread legs*

Him: HMMM, I ADMIRE THAT. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WON’T SKIP THIS OPPORTUNITY TO JIGGLE YOUR BREASTS AND SHOVE MY LONG SLONG INTO YOU AND MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE A WEEDWACKER

Her: *thumbs up

After the hip jumps…

Him: NOT SURE HOW I MANAGED THAT, WHAT WITH MY CLOTHES AND SHOES STILL ON – LITERALLY GLUED TO MY ASS THESE SKINNY JEANS – BUT HELL YEAH. ALSO I WILL NOT SIGN THE TREATY BECAUSE IF YOU ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ IT BEFORE SECRETING ALL OVER THE PLACE, YOU’LL SEE THE CONTRACT HAS 2 SENTENCES: “I promise not to take the rich ppl’s money. Fuck teh poor ppl.”

Her: damn! Wish I had checked this out before I let you finger me! Well, nothing left to do but clean the mansion, because you’re too mean looking to have anyone do that for you.

Him: YESH DO THAT OMG YOU’RE NOT A REAL PRINCESS! NO PRINCESS KNOWS HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET WHO ARE YOU?

Her: shit…uh, a princess that does chores?

Him: MY PENIS WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT

Her: ok ok! I’m not a real princess

Him: KNEW IT *inserts penis

Her: WTF!? I just told you I’m not the real princess!

Him: I KNOW, BUT THE BEAST MUST BE COMPENSATED FOR GETTING YOU TO TELL THE TRUTH

Her: wut?

Him: ALSO I LOVE YOU

Her: aww :)

And yeah, all of a sudden, they love each other. Then you have this stuff where she’s like, the king’s other daughter…and the robbery was a lie…and the real queen is a ho…and yeah. I’m not sure what happened. I feel like a lot of transitional details were missing because we were literally jumping all over the place o__O; It ends happy so…?

At least the art is pretty?

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