Mahou Shoujo wa Mou Inai (There Aren’t Any Magical Girls Here Anymore) Chapter 2 (Sylph 02.2016)

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Chapter 2 starts with Miya staring out the window in his class.

During recess, he walks with his friend, shooting the breeze. While they talk about butts or whatever, we’ve given a few pages to go over what the plot of this manga is, in case we weren’t paying attention to chapter 1 *shrugs. After the explanation, we segue to what happened with the end of chapter 1. Despite Miya telling the evil alien prince he’s got class, the prince told his giant robot to attack. Miya and him ran around town until a SWAT team appeared, scaring off the prince (lol what?). It’s been a week since then and Miya hasn’t seen the prince – which works for him because less hair loss over the stress.

Princes aside, things are still tough for Miya. People see him as Raspberrina, not as the boy named Miya. Guys lust over videos of him as Raspberrina, but tell Miya no homo. People encourage him to fight for them in case things get crazy again. Miya just goes through the motions, hoping each day is more time to erase people’s memories of his cross dressing, magical girl days.

The drama now smeared on our face, we return to the present, with Miya reaching into his cubby to grab a dictionary for his next class. Inside he finds a plush penguin. At first he’s like, ew, was this thing peed on with ugly urine? But then he thinks, wait…did a girl give me this?? Hiiii!! :D

As Miya is in deep thought with is fantasy, the penguin’s eyes move towards him. Suddenly, the penguin hops in the air and turns into the alien prince!

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Prince: bwahaha bet you didn’t see that shit coming did ya?

Miya: =__= *lets out a pained wheeze*

The prince turns back into his penguin form, telling Miya he needs to stick in the penguin form else the FBI grab him again.

Miya: I don’t care please get arrested and leave me alone

The prince tells Miya to prepare himself. It’s time for trouble and make it double, since it’s the power of father and son working here. Miya’s friend comes by and asks what’s up with the angry penguin. Miya snaps back from his internal screaming and pushes the penguin back into his cubby, locking the prince in. Apparently, despite being an alien with out-worldly technology, the Hallowell 1525 Master Lock Combination Padlock is an item of hindrance to the prince haha. Miya tells his friend they should get going to class. His friend follows, asking if she should be concerned about the screams coming from his cubby.

Miya: they’re just my inner demons manifesting in sound

Her: we really need to get you some therapy…

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All during the day, the alien prince tries to get Miya to fight him but Miya keeps ignoring him. It gets to the point where the prince says fuck this and blasts a hole in a wall – the wall of the girl’s locker room. Unfortunately for Miya, he’s standing right next to the hole.

Prince: muhahahah! Now that you’ve been labeled as a pervert, your anger will drive you to fight me!

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The girls however, recognizing who the boy staring at their bras is, all relax. Oh, it’s just Miya. Remember, he used to be Raspberrina?The magical girl who’d be running around in a miniskirt and doing high kicks, not ashamed who saw her panties? He’s basically a woman. Can’t get angry at that.
The girls continue on with their life, not fazed by Miya or the hole in the wall.

Miya walks away, making the prince angry. WTF dude? I just blasted a hole in this wall. And you gonna run? Where are your balls?

Miya: [All I want, is for my normal everyday life. Yet why can’t I have it? Just what…am I supposed to do?]

Miya stops and tells the prince that Raspberrina is no more – he can’t transform. The prince counters, saying it’s not the outfit that made Raspberrina who she was. It’s Miya’s duty to fight.

“Raspberrina!”

Something in Miya snaps. He whispers, voice low: “I’ll tell you…why I don’t want to be mixed up in any of this no more…”

Prince: “I’m waiting…”

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Miya: For me…I WANT TO FORGET EVERY FUCKING SECOND I WAS RUNNING AROUND WITH A WAND AND TWAT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I WORE A SKIRT THAT BARELY COVERED ANYTHING. I HAD BOWS. FUCKING RIBBONS AND BOWS. I’D HAVE RATHER BEEN BEDAZZLED WITH SHINY LITTLE DICKS THAN WEAR BOWS. AND WHY WAS I ALWAYS PIGEON TOEING? I DON’T HAVE ANY ORTHOPEDIC ISSUES. WAS IT THE SKIRT? THE MAGIC? WHATEVER IT WAS I HATED IT. AND WHY WHY WHY WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL? POWER RANGERS ARE STILL AROUND. MAKE ME A POWER RANGER. NOT SOME HO WHO LOOKS READY TO CRAWL UP A STRIPPER POLE AND TWIST FOR SOME DOLLARS. AND SHE’S GONE. RASPBERRINA HAS LIVED HER LEGACY TO THE END. BUT GUYS STILL JERK OFF TO VIDEOS OF ME AS RASPBERRINA AND GIRLS DON’T EVEN SEE ME AS A MAN. NO. WHEN THAT HOLE IN THE WALL HAPPENED, THEY SHOULD HAVE BEAT ME INTO THE GROUND AND RIPPED MY ASS HOLE OPEN. NOT GO, OH HE’S ONE OF US. NO I’M NOT. I’M HORNY. I’M A HORNY YOUNG MAN WITH A RAGING DICK READY TO RISE IN THE AIR LIKE FREE WILLY AT ANY SECOND. ALL I WANT TO BE IS A NORMAL BOY, WHO GOES HOME AND MASTURBATES TO THE SOUNDS OF DOLPHINS CRYING. IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK? THAT IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE. BUT NO NO NONE OF YOU WILL LET ME. WHY WON’T YOU ALL JUST LET MY DICK BE FREE???!!!

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AND THEN AS IF MY LIFE WASN’T BAD ENOUGH WITH MY OWN PEERS…

*he looks at the prince with rage*

Prince: *too busy staring in shock about the slaps off to the sound of water mammals comment to react*

Miya: YOU FUCKS KEEP DROPPING IN AND MAKING LIFE EVEN HARDER THAN MY ALREADY ROCK SOLID DICK!!!

He rushes the alien prince, who brings up his bazooka to defend himself but doesn’t pull the trigger (after that tirade, I’d be a little slow to reacting as well).

A loud explosion happens. We see Miya has kicked in the wall behind the alien prince. The alien prince himself is just letting out little pellets of fear shit.

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Miya asks the prince if he really wants to kill Miya. When the prince says of course, Miya asks why he didn’t pull the trigger. He better not be looking into making their run-ins an ongoing thing. This isn’t Sailor Moon. We ain’t gonna get 4 seasons worth of this friendship. The prince doesn’t reply, not even after Miya slaps him around. Annoyed, Miya turns to leave but is stopped when the prince turns into his human form and stops him.

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“You’re really too cute you know”

Miya: oh I’m not liking where this is going (´Д` )

All of a sudden, hundreds of photos of Raspberrina fall out from underneath the prince’s jacket (not sure how he kept that many up there but *shrugs* this is manga).

Miya: oh gawd why (´Д` )(´Д` )(´Д` )(´Д` )(´Д` )

The alien prince, secret exposed that he’s a fan of Raspberrina, asks if he can shake Miya’s hand. Miya says hell no and tries to run but the prince catches his arm and stops him.

Prince: omg I touched you :D I’m so erect right now! LOOK!

Miya: D:< I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THAT! OMG SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS!

The chapter ends with the prince pretty much ejaculating happily everywhere and Miya lying in a puddle of said ejaculation, sobbing.

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3 thoughts on “Mahou Shoujo wa Mou Inai (There Aren’t Any Magical Girls Here Anymore) Chapter 2 (Sylph 02.2016)

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