Love Jossie #2 more NSFW than the 1st volume

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Yeah, I got back into the car. The ride was crazy and nuts but it was crazy entertaining. I figured why the hell not~

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Game ~ Suits no Sukima (A Pause in the Work Grind (lit. A break in the suits, but I think it means like, downtime outside of work)) – we have this chick who is pretty but puts her job before her pussy. This frustrates dudes that are with her because she’ll stop in the middle of a make out session to answer her phone when it’s work related. And the guys are left to finish the job on their own. After a recent breakup, the girl is like, meh. A new guy comes in to the work place and the first thing he thinks is, dat ass. He tries to put the moves on her but she slaps him away with a flyswatter each time. However, he catches her on the low when she overhears her coworkers describing her as manly. At first she doesn’t care but when she’s heading home she starts to cry. That’s when dude appears and the lady figures what the hell, let’s get you out of those pants. I guess if this continues, it’ll about her learning how to love again and him trying to win her heart though it concerns me that the first thing you do when you get to a new workplace is scope out the chicks but whatever.

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Ito no Otto (The Younger Husband) – the main character of this title marries a kid who is just legally able to drink alcohol. Her concern isn’t really his age so much as his wild powers in the sack. How can a kid barely fresh from the womb know how to make a woman roar like an angry weed whacker? It embarrasses the main character, because…well, angry weed whacker sounds. I guess she works for some magazine company cuz one day while working on articles to place in the magazine, some of her coworkers comment that guys who are skilled at plugging holes with their dicks are usually that good cuz they’ve slept around and cheated. The rationale behind that? None, but it does serve to make the main chick suspicious that her husband is a cheater, since he’s pretty good at stuffing her vagina with his cheese stick. She believes the solution to this madness is to avoid sleeping with him (meh, has about as much merit as sex machine = cheating bastard). So she fakes being sick or busy to keep his pencil away from her pencil sharpener. But then she catches him talking to someone called Yuki. She eventually gets so crazy with paranoia she confronts him on who Yuki is. Turns out bro is pretty smart too and knew something was up. So he asked his home dawg something-Yuki if he can shorten his name to a girl’s to see what’s going on with his woman. Caught, the main girl decides to let out all she had bottled in, like a fart. After hearing her crazy thinking that he’s a cheater cuz he’s a vagina tickler, he explains that he worked hard to learn how to please his older wife since he was worried with her age she’d have lots of experience in doing the butt slapping and what not. Everything cleared up, they go off to play cover his pickle.

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Maid in Romance (2) – so the story continues but instead of happiness and body fluids, we get confusion as the dude is distant with the main girl. She’s only got a couple more days working at the Maid Café but damn he’s acting like she got herpes, the ones that pimple down by the genitals. She tries to confront him by asking him out on her last day but he tells her he’s got something going on. Her: I let you touch my breasts you cold bastard. On her last day, her coworkers throw her a party. She learns dude was supposed to go but he got a call from a lady. Determined to figure out what’s going on, the main girl sets out to find him and she does…with another woman. The woman starts talking about wedding plans and that’s when the main dude notices the main chick. Probably due to her D: face. The main chick leaves and the dude follows. He catches her and is assaulted by her screams of dirty pervert and player. He explains that the lady is his friend and needed help with some wedding stuff. Main girl: …oh, well shit I guess I shouldn’t have read that magazine article about guys who are good with their hands and cheating. Dude: what? That resolved, the main girl tells the guy she wants to spend the night with him. She’s rearing to go but he’s having issues. He tells her if she’s cool with yanking his dick since just 5 minutes ago she was accusing him of being a man ho. The girl just lols and says it’s josei, you know you have to have crazy cheating paranoia at some point in the story. He lol’s too, agreeing and they do things. End.

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Dareka ga Watashi ni Kisu wo Shita (Someone Kissed Me) – the  main girl is part of an astronomy club at her school. One night, during a star viewing party, the lights are dimmed for a better view. She comments that with the stars out and it being dark, it’s so romantic you’d expect to be kissed. And someone does kiss her. Correction, french her. After the kiss, rather than think, who the fuck was trying to lick my teeth, she instead mumbles how she wants to do more with that person. Me: o__o The next day she wonders who it could have been. In the astronomy club, there is the popular and nice Bob (I don’t remember his name). He could be the dude. There’s also Klaus (not really his real name) but hah no Klaus probably don’t even know what a penis is (and he has one!). Bob asks the main girl out for food and they go eat. He then asks if she wants to hang again and the girl’s “huh?” is translated as “hell yeah” in his ears. He flies away and Klaus appears from the shadows. He warns the main girl that Bob is a bit of a player and to avoid being in secluded areas with him. Touched by his concern, the girl tells Bob she wants to go to the zoo (to avoid any secluded area situations). She also asks Klaus to follow to make sure everything is ok. Why? Uh…*shrugs* While on her date with Bob, the main girl finds she’s not interested in Bob. She’d rather be watching the monkeys fling their poo at children with Klaus. She tells Bob this and he’s like, that’s cool. I want to show you something real quick before we go our separate ways. So she follows him back to the school and into a secluded room (*heavy sigh*). On the floor are cushions. He sets up a projector that coats the ceiling and walls in stars. While she’s admiring the sight, Bob decides now is a good time for them to make out. Her: what? He starts to straddle her and pinch her nipples. After about a good couple of minutes of her doing nothing to push him off, she calls for Klaus who comes flying out of no where. He scares off Bob. The main chick throws herself at Klaus and tells him he’s the only man for her. Despite being nearly raped 4 pages ago, he’s like, I’ll make you see stars and they do the thing.

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Mousou Shoujo (The Imaginative Girl) (2) – why the hell did this title get continued?? It’s almost as freaky as that masturbating one from the last issue. Pretty much the whole chapter was about the girl once again have crazy sexy fantasies about the dude she likes. Turns out he lives next door to her (how the fuck did you miss him all these years???). One day she freaks when a roach lands on her face and he comes to her rescue. She then starts to erotically dream as he’s running around her apartment with a can of Raid. Like damn, if you can get off on a guy fighting off cockroaches, I don’t think you can sex with him because you’d just explode at the sight of his seed shooter…

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Tetoriashitori Special Sex Kouza (Special One on One Sex Ed Class) – the title starts with the main girl and her guy friend (?) seeing their respective partners grinding in a not so unpublic place. Like, shit is that a playground over there? The girl is heartbroken while the guy just shrugs it off. They overhear the two talking and the boyfriend says the main girl wouldn’t give it to him and what’s the point of dating if you don’t get no beaver? Thus the cheating (I hope birds poop on you and things get stuck in your butt a lot dude :/) . The girlfriend…yeah she never gives a reason on why she’s cheating. As they wander off, the guy friend asks the girl what’s up with not giving it up. She tells him she’s too embarrassed to go all the way. That’s when the guy friend tells her he’ll teach her how to get over her embarrassment. Yup, rather than console her with ice cream, good company, and Netflix, his form of help comes with titty touching and cunt rubbing :/ So pretty much the whole title is about them balancing hanging out with sex ed training. And their training…omg one scene had the guy like, “hold your hand out” Her: *looks at what’s there* “that’s your penis.” Him: “I know.” Me: *puts book down and goes for a 3 mile walk. Finds a rock to rethink my life choices. Rubs holy water on my face.* Eventually they get too into the sexy time practice and he tells her she’s ready. It’s time for her to go out there and make love to the guy she loves (I guess indicating the boyfriend, but dude he cheated on her and he can suck his own dick from now on). Her: “but…” Him: “My friend, I currently have  problem in my pants that requires a steady hand and a tube sock to cure. It’s something I’d prefer to do in private. Now go!” So off she goes to find her man but instead she tells him to suck dick. He tells her at least he can suck dick unlike her and walks off to burn in hell. Some random friend comes over and comments about her breakup. Wow great people in this title haha. The random friend says that guy friend also broke up with his girl and that he was only dating her because he was in shock that the main girl was dating someone. Turns out he likes her. The main girl rushes back to his place where he’s finished calming the tiger. She tells him she loves him too and wants to go all the way with him. Him: …really? Woman, I just beat the shit out of my dick in that bathroom. And now you’re telling me I have to revive it. Son of a…” With the power of horniness, he and her make out and the end.

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Otona ni naru no Tetsudatte (Helping to Become an Adult) – probably the most tame of all the stories. The main girl is an aspiring model. She meets a camera man whose passion is actually taking photos of animals. They bond until she learns he’s off to some place to take photos of things. She goes to find him before he leaves and confesses her love for him. He’s like yaya and they do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. She promises to wait for him and the end.

Huh, honestly it wasn’t as crazy as the first title. Pretty much a majority of the titles either focused on “is he cheating on me?” or “meh let’s bump and grind, why the hell not?”

I bought the second volume off Book Walker: http://bookwalker.jp/defcaa956a-b33e-416e-80d5-75ac6eff50af/Love-Jossie-vol-2/

3 thoughts on “Love Jossie #2 more NSFW than the 1st volume

  1. Thank you so much for review Love Jossie, I was about to buy the first volume through amazon Japan, but wasn’t too keen to purchase it just yet, so I googled hoping for magazine review in English. Then I’m here reading your blog and ended up laughing out loud while every people in my office were extremely quiet. Weirdly, I found the magazine even more interesting after I read your review. >v<

    The reason I want to buy Love Jossie is that I love Tsukuba Sakura sensei's work so much and to know that she still publish her work regularly making me feel very happy.

    I hope you will review more Japanese manga and magazines, really looking forward to your update.

    Thank you very much. <3

    • I’m glad you enjoyed my silly little mag summary :)

      I’m very thankful I have the Bookwalker App on my ipad and the magazine is region free. Else wise, I’d have never encountered this magazine and its zaniness ~
      (amazon.jp’s digital content hates me cuz I don’t live in Japan ^^;)

      Tsukuba Sakura’s art is super pretty :) I remember her from Anelala!
      I’m super surprised Mayonaka no Kaijuu-tachi hasn’t continued thus far in Love Jossie :o Especially with how open ended the short was. But with Love Jossie, chapters have been popping up sporadically for certain shorts so maybe in the future she’ll continue?

      Thank you!
      With work and what not, my pacing has been super slow but I hope to continue blogging cuz I love it :)

      Thanks for reading!

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