Guys dressing as girls. Girls dressing as guys. Only in the world of Shounen Oujo. What kind of crazy adventures will our young heroes find themselves in today?
…honestly? Nothing really too crazy haha.
“Just whose hand…does this belong to?”
Chapter 17 starts with Gii bursting into a room, screaming, aw hell no bitches! Naturally, the people in the room are looking at him like, dah fuq dude? ಠ_ಠ What is it this time?
The reason for Gii’s emotions is not because of the season finale of WalkingDead but because the ship is heading towards Lepula Island (hell if I know if I spelled that right). Why is that bad? Gii: BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE ENEMY IS GOING! THE GUY IN DRAG? THE ONE THAT KILLED HIS FAMILY AND NEARLY KILLED ALBERT? DAT MAN BITCH! I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE BUT I AM SO NOT INTERESTED IN SEEING HIM AGAIN K?
(really, don’t know how Gii knows how the enemy is operating. This is the first time “Lepula Island” has ever been mentioned. I looked back at the previous volumes and yeah, no clue how the enemy knew about Albert being on a pirate ship still. They were all too busy running around due to the explosion Bomby let loose…from actual bombs, not from the tacos he ate earlier jk. How do they know Albert didn’t go on the pirate ship and get right off?)
(Things you don’t think about until you’re writing a summary lol).
Someone comes up behind Gii and slaps him over the side of the head. It’s Zeppu.
Zeppu: “They are YOUR enemies, not ours.”
The captain bursts out laughing, telling Gii it sucks to him and Albert (lol what a turd! xD). Realizing us readers have no idea what’s so awesome possum about Lepula Island, the captain fills us on the details. Lepula Island is a place where the shady can go to do shady dealin’s. As shady people themselves, this is the ideal spot for the pirates to get some cash (“For COAL experiments!” (*´꒳`*) Lol, captain. Why? xD). The captain also explains anyone from Morrian (whatever the name of the Queendom is) will have to fight the tides to get to Lepula Island…so it’s all cool, bro! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)
Gii: no it’s not щ(ﾟдﾟщ)
Captain: “We have no plans of prying any information out of you. However, at the same time, we have no plans of helping you.”
Gii: (´；ω；`) the hell!?
Captain: “I know that sounds harsh but understand. It’s just like how you aren’t going to risk your lives for us. I too won’t endanger my crew for your sakes. THAT I will not allow.”
Gii: …f u :,(
Gii leaves, conflicted. By the time they get to Lepula Island, Albert will have to make his decision: Be a boy and say fuck you all or stay as a girl and fight for the Queendom.
Gii: “We’re running out of time.”
Just then, Albert runs by. He is being led by…a little girl? Uh oh. Guys. *looks at Gii*
Agreement, Albert. It has been awhile since we’ve seen pedo Gii xD
Ah, how we’ve missed you pedo Gii :) Glad to see the thought of prison rape hasn’t stopped you from being a pedo…
Theo materializes out of space to remind Gii there’s a special place in hell for pedophiles. Love how we’re given a excerpt on just what is considered “preying on young children.” Gii is like, please, son. I don’t touch the minors. I keep it in my head (◉◞౪◟◉ )
“Making young girls sad is not befitting of a true lolicon gentleman.”
Um, what, Gii!? xD
Naturally, Albert is like, just die, man! The little girl herself is cowering against Albert xD ‘Don’t let the clown touch me’ is what her face seems to say. How sad. You’d think being on a pirate ship would be more dangerous than Gii! xD
“Hey now, don’t you be laying a hand on my daughter.”
We turn to see…man, I really need to have a system for all these pirates. I’m calling him Philly because he reminds me of a Philly Cheesesteak (what?).
Gii: THIS IS YOUR KID WHAT!? ( Д ) ﾟ ﾟ (SHOCK)
As Albert and Philly talk about WTF how are you married (lol Albert, that’s so cold…even though I thought the same thing when I found out he’s married to Minetto xDDDDD), Gii is in the background trying to figure out if they’re really on a pirate ship or the Disney Cruise line. Married people. Kids!? Dah fuq!?
Philly and Theo explain that on this ship, they have laws. Men and women are equal. They are judged based on hard work and principles, not on balls or boobs. Another law is that any booty gained is divided equally among the crew (my mind instantly turned this into a bad BL fic xD). A third law is everyone gets sick leave and health insurance. And all sorts of days off.
[Fuck, these guys have it better than pretty much everyone in America!!]
Finally, no fighting. Like the Shakira song. Any disagreements need to be settled democratically. Because everyone on this ship has a voice!
Albert is in shock (like me…). Health coverage, paid holidays, equal pay…the heck!? Sign me up for the pirate’s life! As he and the other pirates talk more about how things operate on the ship, Gii looks at Albert in guilt. Which path will Albert choose?
Sometime later, Philly leaves to do some work. Albert and co walk off. Gii is the first to ask where the heck are they going? Albert tells Gii that Minetto sent her daughter to get Albert for something. Theo? He just appeared like 4 pages ago. Don’t question it.
The daughter runs ahead and enters a room. “We’re here! I brought Ms. Princess!”
Albert and co follow only to be greeted by boobs. Like, no joke. Nikora is strutting around butt fucking nekkid. I was going to scan the picture but then I thought, so much awkward might happen if someone just happens to walk by as you got to the picture of ass nekkid Nikora.
Fair warning when you read the scans of Chapter 17. Make sure no one is around to see dat ass.
Also in the room is Minetto. And she has clothes on. She tells Albert they boiled some water for a bath and wondered if Albert wanted to join? Of course, Albert’s only thoughts are BOOBS. BOOBS, BIG BOOBS. He can’t even form sentences because BOOBS. xD
Remember Gii and Theo? They’re here too. And totally not caring about the boobs. Theo jokes about how big Nikora’s honkers are. Gii is like, they’re just mounds of fat hanging from her chest, Albert. Geezus, nothing to gawk at. ಠ_ಠ
WELL FUCK YOU TOO GII!
And Gii, of course being Gii, tells Albert that bigger isn’t better. Little boobs are more this man’s game. (✧≖‿ゝ≖)
Albert: OMFG NO DUDE! BOOBS! BOOBS! I DON’T WANT YOU TALKING ABOUT LITTLE GIRL BOOBS WHEN THERE ARE BIG GIRL BOOBS IN FRONT OF ME! QUIT TALKING LIKE A PEDO. YOU’LL NEVER GET ANY! THE ONLY WAY YOU’RE LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IS WHEN TYROON IN CELL 34 GETS YOU TO GRAB FOR THE SOAP BAR HE DROPPED IN THE SHOWER ROOM!!! BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOBBBBS!
Nikora, already in the tub, turns around and faces Albert. Her legs spread in an aggressive stance, she yells at Albert.
Nikora: “Are you coming in or not!?”
Boobs + girl parts + “invitation to come in” = too much hentai fantasy for Albert. He falls over, with only the blood from his nosebleed to soften the impact.
Since Albert is down, we travel back to Morrian to go visit our favorite crazy transvestite. Olivie is putting on a shirt but we get a good look at his back. It’s filled with scars, as if he’s been whipped or cut.
“Your white skin is quite alluring.”
Leaning against Olivie’s (now?) open door is Pirate Bob, who is either leaning against the door trying to be cool or is leaning against the door because he wants a good view of Olivie’s butt. Whatever the reason, Olivie pulls his shirt on real quick, not happy with someone seeing his scars (or butt). Pirate Bob saunters in the room, still talking.
Pirate Bob: “Had you even a pinch of love from your mother, your body would not be as it is now.”
”Proof of your manhood was taken from you. You were beaten. Why was it just you who went through all that?”
As Pirate Bob talks, he comes up from behind Olivie and ties the strings on his shirt together….and guys…I swear to god,it looks like Olivie has no pants on in this scene so it’s really awkward because Pirate Bob is leaning on him like a horny Cyclopes.
Olivie is too busy stepping on flowers in his not so happy place to notice the GHEY coming off of Pirate Bob’s action.
All of Olivie’s pain was due to HER.
Pirate Bob: “You’re right. It’s the queen’s fault. Had this country given rights to men as well, none of that would have ever happened to you.”
”The Queen has been killed and all the women have been driven out of the palace.”
*leans down to whisper into Olivie’s ear: “What next?”
PIRATE BOB! STOP STANDING BEHIND PANTSLESS OLIVIE LIKE THAT! I CAN’T GET INTO THE DARK MOOD WHEN YOU’RE BOTH LOOKING LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO BANG!!!
Olivie: “The obliteration of the royal heir.”
Lololol, Olivie has pants in this panel! I’m so amused! Where did those pants come from!? xDDDDDDD
Not phased by Olivie’s teleporting pants, Pirate Bob puts both of his booty grabbing hands on Olivie’s shoulders.
Pirate Bob: “Yes, with Alexia dead, you’ll inherit the throne. And I will support you from the shadows.”
Olivie: really? ಠ_ಠ totally not going to stab in me the back later on?
Pirate Bob: really! …yeah lol I probably will :) because I’m that kind of guy.
We leave Olivie as he goes, “Alexia!” rawr! (with Pirate Bob still attached to him xD) and return to Albert. He has awoken from his shit fit and is still thinking about boobs. He’s seen them in books but oh damn. In person is a WHOLE different experience (DID ALBERT JUST ADMIT TO READING PORN!?)! Then Albert begins to think…has he ever seen a pair of tits? When he was young…nope. And at the palace, the only one he ever saw nekkid was Gii.
Albert: “Guess even I can get excited over seeing a girl’s naked body.”
Uh can we go back to that naked Gii thing please? No? Okay…
Frustrated with himself, Albert decides to go out on the poop deck and get some air. Unfortunately, he encounters boobs Nikora. She asks if he’s ok and Albert says yeah, he fainted because
BOOBS he’s not used to BOOBS the pirate BOOBS life haha BIG TITTIES…. But then Albert decides to come clean some what and says my bad about fainting at the sight of her BOOBS nakedness. Nikora admits that she was surprised that Minetto had invited Albert to join them but there’s no need to be embarrassed about boobs. They’re both girls after all.
Albert: hahahaha yeah girls both of us….ha…ha >___>
She goes on to say how Gii and Theo weren’t affected by the sight before them (Albert: Gii’s into little girls and Theo’s an idiot…that’s not the same thing). That’s just how it is here. Albert will get used to it.
Nikora: “Oh wait. You don’t plan on sticking around that long, right?”
Before Albert can respond, Nikora continues. Albert has been fitting in reallllllll nice with the pirates. despite all the shiznick happening with his home. She pulls out the royal dagger from her bike shorts (really, I have no idea how she did that but she did) and holds it out. This dagger is the one thing Albert has to prove he’s royalty, yet he easily handed it over to Nikora. WTF, man!? She asks if Albert even gives a fark about his home? He’s supposed to protect his home yet he just threw that responsibility away.
Albert tries to tell Nikora that he’s not going to just leave Morrian. He did that to save his pedophile friend (Albert: …I need to choose my friends more wisely). Nikora doesn’t give a fark. He’s supposed to lead his country yet he’s not even trying.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN Albert gets a cold hard slap in the face by life’s penis. It’s true. He says he wants to help Morrian yet here he is doing crap about it.
Before anything else can happen, something rocks the boat…even more lol. Nikora slips and accidentally drops the dagger…where it goes flying over the ship’s edge and into the sea.
Since Gii seems to have done a shit job all this time.
Gii: hey now
Two more chapters and I’ll be all caught up ~