March 2013 Sylph, Part I

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OMG…guys. This is happening. A legit freaking post on something SYLPH related 8D It’s been so long I don’t…the feelings, man. How I have missed this xD

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BROTHERS CONFLICT
2nd Season
Chapter #029
Written by: 叶瀬あつこ Kanase Tsuko
Illustrated by: ウダジョ Udajo

Haven’t read the novels before and I aint’ starting now xD

But here’s some manservice for you fans:

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No idea who he is but hey, he’s putting on a show and I’m not one to deny this man his audience xD

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Kamigami no Asobi
Cruel Games of the Gods (or Trick/Game of the Gods)
神々の悪戯
Chapter 2
Story: Broccoli
Art: Sumida Moto 神々の悪戯

Huh, how interesting. Kamigami no Asobi is based off an otome game. From what I’m able to gather, the main chick has to teach these gods about ppl stuff so that they can graduate and…do stuff? I guess? ( ̄▽ ̄;) If she can get all 9 gods assigned to her to graduate, Chronos, the god of time, will send the main chick back to her world before all this shiz happened.

(okay, if I were in this position, I’d be demanding more than just “send me back to my old life.” This is a pretty crazy thing they’re making me do. I want some sweet shit out of this deal (◉◞౪◟< ))

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In chapter 2, our heroine meets with Apollon (I love how gawdamn shojo he looks xD), Tsukito, and Balder. When asked where the hell are the others, the three give the names of 5 other gods who are to attend (one is Apollon’s uncle Hades who I’m like, um dude how old are you why are you still in school…). All look uncomfortable when questioned who #9 is. #9 is Loki who is too cool for school. Main girl Yui ends the chapter by telling us if she doesn’t get a diploma in Loki’s hands, she’s screwed.

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Danshi Koukousei to Rock no Kiwadoi Tsukiaikata
Teenage Boys and Those who Flirt with the Dangers of Rock and Roll (lit. High school boys and those who associate with rock and roll’s shady/riskyiness)
男子高校生とロックのきわどいつきあい方
Chapter 2
ひらく椥 Haraku Naki

I thought I was going to like this new title in Sylph because the artwork is adorable but then I sat down and actually read the shit. Fuck this main character. What a dick ヽ(#`Д´)ノ

The premise of the whole series is this main character with fucking insecurities about not being the greatest shit ever (and so wasn’t popular with people because screw personality and actually talking with people to get them to talk back to you) wants to get some girl he just met to like him so he joins the same club she’s in – the music club. However, the main character – dickface – has never played an instrument and knows jack about anything. This is his story where he learns how to play the guitar…I think.

Chapter 1 wasn’t too bad. Chapter 2 is where we find out we stepped in a dog turd. The chapter opens with dickface complaining about how he sucks at playing the guitar. His friend is like, no shit. You just started yesterday. Practice and you’ll get better, dude. (  ̄д ̄;)ノ Dickface ignores his friend and laments about what’s the point of learning the guitar

Others: = __=) gawd, stfu

The girl dickface likes appears and is like, dude, the guitar rocks. She plays a session or whatever it’s called with dickface’s friend, Noboru, and dickface is all deep in thought about if he can ever play like them…Him:(・□・;)

Larer, Noboru and dickface walk home. Dickface is STILL complaining about how much he sucks (omg dude, chill! ( ̄□ ̄;)) and how much Noboru rocks at the guitar. Noboru tries to explain to dickface (AGAIN) that he’s been playing since middle school so of course, he’s a bit better than dickface who’s only gotten ONE DAY of practice in (ノ><)ノ Since Noboru is a good guy, he tries to help his friend by inviting him to his house to watch youtube videos on how to play the guitar. At some point, dickface finds some bookmarks Noboru has of this dude who is later revealed to be the tranny from their school. Noboru was a big fan of the tranny back in the day when he used to wear pants and not panties. Noboru even wanted to invite tranny into a band with him but then the tranny got popular and that dream died. Dickface totally doesn’t catch Noboru’s drift and tells Noboru he’s pretty much an idiot for letting the opportunity to invite tranny into a band slip away.

Noboru: why don’t you care more about your guitar skills than about my respect for others? =__=

Not sure why but some time later dickface asks for tranny’s autograph after hearing tranny might be kinda youtube famous. Tranny gets a lol out of it and says Yousuke is more popular than him because Yousuke also composes, but Yousuke gotz the fear of the people in him so he keeps to himself. Dickface randomly starts to fangirl about Yousuke and how he loves his songs but I’m like, wtf one page ago you didn’t even know he composed and now you love his shit? Um, you don’t even know what songs he composed for ( ̄□ ̄;)So yeah, I think things got edited here because this makes no sense. Anyway, tranny himself randomly asks dickface what inspired him to start playing an instrument. Rather than be honest and say it’s because he wants to get into a girl’s pants, dickface lies and says it was his sister (who is the manager of the music club) who got him interested in the music. Then, in order to tie the drama that is about to happen in the next few pages together, dickface blurts out of no where that he wants to learn how to compose music so he can play the guitar better. Logic, I see none but whatever.

So he goes to meet with Yousuke and he learns about how to compose music on the computer. Noburu finds dickface and is like, dude wtf, I thought we were going to practice? Dickface pulls a New Year’s Resolution and says missing one day won’t hurt. But Noburu ain’t having that. Not after all those pages of dickface complaining about how much he sucks. He tells dickface it was him himself who said he wanted to get better. To do that you need to practice. Noburu tells dickface to stop playing around with Yousuke and to get to some practicing.

Now, heaven only knows wtf happened here.

Tranny, who was just an ornament on the wall this whole time, gets super pissed at Noburu’s words. Playing? You think what Yousuke is doing is called “playing?” This club is full of wannabes. Let’s join together, form a band, and play in front of people? That’s called dreaming. Don’t lump us with you.

Me: D8< the fuck!?

Noboru: (´;ω;`)

Poor Noboru is just crestfallen. All he was trying to do was be a bro and get his friend to stay on his studies. Said friend is just sitting there not saying a damn thing. I CAN SEE WHY NO ONE LIKED YOU BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. Sad, Noboru excuses himself and walks away, head down.

Thankfully, Yousuke is like, wtf, to tranny. Taking out one’s feels on someone else is just loser.

Tranny: stfu. His band thing is dumb. >__>

Dickface finally jumps into action at the word “band.” He remembers that Noboru wanted to have tranny join his band. Dickface says he’s going to get Noboru and make him apologize for what just happened. UM EXCUSE ME WHAT? HE DID NOTHING WRONG. HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET SOME LAZY ASS HERE TO STAY ON HIS STUDIES THE FUCK!? HE DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN “EXCUSE ME” AFTER THAT DICK IN A SKIRT PRETTY MUCH STEAMROLLED HIM AND HIS DREAMS.

Then, just to piss me off, dickface says he doesn’t think Noboru meant anything bad. In fact, it was dickface’s bad for not telling Noboru about dicking off today. However, he’s still going to make Noboru apologize because that’s just how dumb this series is.

Dickface finds Noboru and tells him he didn’t do anything wrong so he needs to apologize.

(…uh ಠ_ಠ)

Also, Noboru can invite tranny into his band!

Understandable, Noboru is like, no, I don’t wanna. DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM TAKE A SHIT ON MY DREAM? PLEASE LET ME GO CRY INTO MY CAKE HERE!

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However, dickface is oblivious to it all and drags Noboru back to where Yousuke and tranny are. He makes Noboru apologize wtf… Stupid shit happens (also tranny indirectly apologizes for being an ass but that totally doesn’t make up for it in my mind. What he did earlier was just mean and he should get down on his hands and knees to apologize :/) and dickface invites tranny into a band with him and Noboru. The condition: dickface has to get good enough at guitar to meet tranny’s standards. The two agree and that’s where this dumbness ends for now.

Wow, I was really pissed about this series xD I mean, damn. I wrote like…a Tid-Bit’s worth of shiz here. …well, whatever. It’s done and I feel better about getting that off my chest ~

We’ll see how chapter 3 goes…

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Shiro Ari // Snow White and Alice 白アリッッ
Check #28
ぺぷ  Pepu

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We’re still hanging in the past. Snow White hasn’t found dat Golden Apple yet (which is actually a potato BTW), and Mirror is doing everything in his power to prevent her from completing her task. Even so far as to stop Happy from giving Snow White the item she so desires. The chapter ends with Snow White waking up back in the present.

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Sugar Girl, Sugar Doll
シュガーガール,シュガードール
榎木りか Enoki Rika
Chapter 4

Oh yes. Yes. SYLPH! Thank you. You’ve given me back a sickly sweet series <3 I’m so happy I don’t even…

Totally buying this next month (volume #1 comes out on the 22nd 8D). The chapter is a fluff one. We get to know more about wtf Sugar Dolls are and we get to see some bonding between Arashi and Rokka. Also, we get to see this:

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Her: “Fluffy Fluffy!”

Him: *ah* “No, I’m good…” *Gawd, it’s huge*

Fluffy…

This is like my life right there.

Part I is done ~ Expect Part II eventually!

2 thoughts on “March 2013 Sylph, Part I

  1. o(^∇^)o Yay~! I’m glad you’re back with Sylph! (it feels like ages~)

    I’m a brocon fan, and I can’t tell who the fanservice pic is of… they went and changed everyone’s hair for season 2, and have totally confused me! ╮(─▽─)╭

    I’m excited about Kamigami’s release, so I’m happy it showed up in Sylph~! Anubis is my favorite character so far (from what I’ve seen regarding the game) so I can’t wait till he shows appears~!

    Geez, what was up with Koukousei to Rock no Kiwadoi Tsukiaikata?! it’s like hey, you were the one ridiculed so go apologize! Geez, getting in the way of my flawed reasoning… ∩(òワó)∩

    ~ thank you for sharing ~! You’re hilarious, but you’re also a great judge of what is worth buying and what is not~

    …and you should totally play otoge. (ノ≧∇≦)ノ

    • OMG, you and me both ヽ(・ω・ヽ*) (It’s definitely been ages! It was so bad that I had to play around with Lala to try and get back into the magazine writing groove xD)

      Yeah, the hair change stuff was really whatttttt? xD I had a hard enough time trying to figure out who was who in the first season!

      Ah, so the game isn’t out yet? I guess Sylph is getting the hype up like it did with BroCon then? :3
      In the next chapter, two gods pop up but neither is Anubis. It’s some dude that hangs with Anubis and I think old man Hades?
      I’m looking forward to meeting this Anubis chara. He must be a cutie! For myself…if I’m basing my opinion just on this chapter alone, I like Apollon (because he’s so shojo-tastic it hurts xD) and Tsukito (because I like his hair xD). But we’ve only been introduced to 3 of the gods so who knows if my opinion will change (✧≖‿ゝ≖)

      I didn’t realize how much pent up frustrations I had with Koukousei to Rock no Kiwadoi Tsukiaikata until I finished typing up its summary. I was contemplating if I should publish it or not but laziness won. Too much effort to delete it all and start again xD

      83 thank you! I’m glad you like the magazine snippets! I love sharing Sylph with the world (⌒∇⌒)

      I totally want to play otoge games x3 Right now I just started to play Poke’mon Pearl in Japanese. I think once I graduate from it, I’m going on to an otome game >:3
      Currently, I’m looking at either Glass Heart Princess or Amnesia (bc the art is so pretty…yeah, I’m shallow like that xD). I’m trying to find something not too dense in vocabulary (like Hakuouki) because I’m still learning xD

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