Man, I love this app called Free App Tracker. While a lot of the time it brings up crap, it pops up some amusing junk sometimes. Take for example, DiaperDoctor – the app you use to analyze your child’s fecal matter! (ﾉ◕▽◕)ﾉ Yayayayayayayayay ~ (take note that I did NOT download this app. I just read the preview because it’s called DiaperDoctor. Whose curiosity WOULDN’T be piqued by this title?). Is your kid pooping green logs? The DiaperDoctor has real pictures for you to compare your kids turds with that of others (I am not lying. There are RL pictures)! Kid pooping worms? DiaperDoctor has pictures of that too ~ and a list of possible causes for those worms in your kid’s stools. Screw taking your child to the doctor ~ With this app, you are the doctor (ﾉ◕▽◕)ﾉ *thumbs up*
Lol xD While I can see it’s value to mothers who are genuinely concerned with their kids’ craps, if your kid is constantly shitting blood, I don’t think consulting an app is the best course of action. Just saying.
Another random app I came across was Pee Pee Boy, whose name I used as the title for this post. Yes, this is real, people. I took pictures (I didn’t take pictures of DiaperDoctor because who wants to see turds o___O):
Here are your instructions:
“Help the young boy cleanly pee, without his, well “thingy” getting pinched while doing so.”
“…this is accomplished by touching the boy and holding your touch…”
“…let go too early [and] the boy pees all over himself and you lose.”
(ಠ_ಠ) wow, is it me or does this sound like some kinky child porno?
“Let me tell you, I’m a fifty year old man and I have never had my “pee pee” smashed by no toilet seat.” – my dad after I showed him this game xD (he also has the Free App Tracker)
In manga news, I haven’t been doing much. I read 1-7 of Your and My Secret. Very entertaining. Just make sure, if you’re planning on reading this series, to take NOTHING seriously. Once you start that, you’ll be too busy judging to lol ~ Sad days though with Your and My Secret – Tokyopop crashed and died before the last volume was ever released in English. Guess I’ll have to import the last one. Oh damn you dollar to yen conversion rate ; A ;
And, while cleaning my room, I found my old copies of Gamerz Heaven. The re-read was still as funny as the first time 8D Man I love manga about video game parodies ~ as a video game nerd, it just tickles my humor bone for some reason ~ I need to find more manga like Gamerz Heaven. But we have sad days as well with Gamerz Heaven because ADV manga crashed and died before the last two volumes were ever released. Unlike with Your and My Secret, Gamerz Heaven is OOP so eBay is probably my only option to find the last two volumes 8Y damn…
ANDDDDD, that’s about it.
Oh, Boy Princess/Shounen Oujo has been picked up by a scan group ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ It can be found here ~ Yeah ~ more Sylph love!