Sorry for delay in getting this out. I had internet problems which were just fixed recently ~ 8D And I got a shiny new modem out of it (because apparently the old one I had was a piece of shit .____.; The maintenance man told me thus. SO IT MUST BE TRUE! Apparently that brand of modem suffered under something akin to the red ring of death (for xbox) or the yellow light of doom (ps3) – it’ll just randomly die out of blue :Y because it felt fat or something. I don’t know. But it’s fixed so yay ~).
Shinigami hime no saikon (死神姫の再婚) Chapter 2
Main girl: Alicia
New Addition ~ ♪( ´▽｀)
Last we left off, Lolicon said it’s time to commence the marriage ceremony. Which is basically: I take you to be my bitch, you take me as your pimp. Sweet. We’re done. d(>w<)b His maids are like, wtf dude. At least let her wear a wedding dress. He says main chick doesn’t want to do the whole formal wedding ceremony again and sure enough, the main girl really doesn’t want to go through all fancy smancy stuffs again – she didn’t like wearing her wedding dress during her first marriage because it was heavy and uncomfortable. And the quicker she and Lolicon get married, the better because she’ll be set (and if dude kicks the bucket, guess who’s going to be rolling in his fortune? ;D)
Just as the ceremony (
if you can even call it that) is just about over, some dude smacks the doors open and is all I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE! I’m too lazy to look at his official title but he’s some noble who has beef against Lolicon because Lolicon is a tyrant who did shit that was bad and yeah. Right now we’re not given details so I’m not going to sweat about wtf he’s talking about ┐(‘～`；)┌ Dude (who I’m calling Angry) says he’s here to save main chick. Lolicon is all hohohohohoho go lick my sweet butt cheeks and kisses the main chick. I was greatly saddened by how pathetic this kissing scene was. No one was blushing except for Angry :< With that kiss, he and main chick are married. Suck it boy ~ I winz hohohohohoho (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Angry gets even more angry but he can’t do anything because Lolicon’s guards have subdued Angry’s guards while they were talking xD Lolicon tells Angry to beat it which Angry does unhappily, saying he’ll be back.
Now that things have settled down, Lolicon tells Honkers to take main chick to her quarters. FYI, Honkers doesn’t like main chick (but main chick is too dumb to see this ^^;). Main chick is happy by how nasty everything in her room looks ~ Hanging on her dresser is a wedding dress that main chick was supposed to have worn during the wedding ceremony. Turns out Honkers made it by hand. When complemented, Honkers says she had no idea what main chick looked like so it was a challenge trololol. Rumors described the main chick as a girl with three eyes who had horns sticking out of her head. She was also the size of a mountain. And she killed her first husband by stepping on him with her giant man feet.
(ಠ_ಠ) HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU FOR SEX SIR!?
[Lol, I just thought of this but I wonder if he was as disappointed as she was when she found her soon-to-be-husband had a head. He must have been all, :( where’s her horns? xDDDDD]
The main chick responds that making a wedding dress for someone the size of a mountain would take a lot of cloth… (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Honkers facepalms at main chick’s comment. She decides to go for the jugular. She tells main chick if it weren’t for main chick, she’d probably be Lolicon’s wife since she’s his lover and they passionately spank each other all night long. Yadda Yadda and leaves.
Main chick: ( °٢° ) I like waffles
Yeah, she is NOT bothered at all about this fact. She’s like, Lolicon is a rich bitch so it’s only naturally he have some nasty stories with his hoes ~ how wonderful ~
Chapter 2 end