Snippets: Sora Kara! My Nanny Chapter 10 (May 2011)

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Sora Kara! My Nanny! Chapter 10

Chapter 10 starts off with a cute shot of Leo passed out on the table while everyone is ogling at his sleeping face ~ However, Leo wakes up due to the chit-chatting around him and realizes his predicament. Naturally, Leo blames Victor XD

Victor: D: WHY ME!?

Allen remarks about how tired Leo must be.  Commuting daily from here and Poppins Academy, flying so much can take it out of a person! Leo brushes off Allen’s concern, saying he didn’t get enough sleep due to the insanity yesterday (where someone got their ass handed to them by a jigglypuff reject hohoho ~ and another someone had fart blasted in his mouth…). However, Allen won’t have it – Leo is tired from his commute so the only thing to do is prepare a room for him here at Baggins Estate 8D

Leo: I DON’T WANT TO SLEEP UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS VICTOR!

Victor: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!? ;A; STOP HATIN, HOMIE!

Allen convinces Leo by saying FOO, YOU MY NANNY RIGHT? YOUR JOB IS TO MAKE SURE I’M COO YO! WANT ME TO STICK A FORK IN THE ELECTRIC SOCKET WHILE YOU’RE NOT HERE TO GET YOU FIRED, HOMESKILLET!? YEAH, THOUGHT SO BITCH. Now let’s get you that room :)

Victor: “This is an act of kindness from the next head of the Baggins Estate, Leo-sempai!”

 Leo: =___= he just threatened my job – how is that kindness!?

Now Baggins Estate has one more member 8D The room Leo is given is pretty bare. It has essentials like a bed and desk but nothing else. Allen tells Leo they’ll get some more stuff to make the place feel cozier. Leo in turn tells Allen to keep his Wal-Mart brand sheets to himself – he’s covered. Pulling out his bag, Leo goes Mary Poppins and starts pulling furniture appliances out from his bag ~

Everyone: :O

He even had wallpaper in there! WTF, talk about fastidious xD

Amazed by the feat just witnessed, Jo turns to Victor and asks if he too can do bag magic. Happy to comply to Jo’s request, Victor grabs his bag and pulls out…a giant caterpillar with farking kiss-me lips.

O___O;

(love how Leo turned Allen around and tells him not to look xD)

As Victor cries over his fail, Allen takes the moment to fan boy about Leo. Leo takes the moment to bash Victor xD

Victor: WHY!? ; A ;

Victor composes himself and informs the boys he told their school what happened and why they aren’t in school at the moment. Rather than do as most kids would and sit on their ass playing on FB, Allen and Jo decide they want to help out in the repairs ~ Leo on the other hand says he’s going out for a second ~

The runs? No, Leo doesn’t have splatter poop. Rather, he has someone he needs to meet and turn into splatter poop for what happened yesterday. SCENE CHANGE to Lynx proudly describing his heroic actions to his chimney sweep buds. Noticing Leo coming towards him, Lynx starts to fan boy even harder than Allen…only to eat Leo’s fists and feminine legs ~

That was for yesterday, Leo explains. However, the reason Lynx only has ruptured organs and isn’t dead is because due to Lynx’s shenanigans, Leo was able to get some room and board over at the Baggins place.

Leo: (ಠ_ಠ) fark up again though, and I will tie your colon to your mouth – so when I beat you, you will literally eat shit…rawr

He tells Lynx’s boys to keep a low profile while perving on the town’s inhabitants. They go AYE AYE CAPTAIN! and Leo leaves. The chimney peeps gathered around Lynx’s corpse, which is spilling blood from every orifice and then some. However, rather than be in pain, Lynx mumbles HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! HARD! OH YEAH!!!! RUB MY BOTTLE TOO IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY GENIE ;D Oh my ~ Leo-san is the bee’s knees as usually <3

Chimney peeps: This guy needs help…

While Lynx is off getting his legs snapped back in place (the legs are currently trying to be located though…), we SCENE CHANGE back to Victor and co. Jo and Allen are talking about Leo. Pretty much the majority of the conversation involves Allen fanboying over Leo, saying he’s special ~ and one hot piece of meat *rolls eyes*

The story decides to be random and gives us an overview over where everything is located. Basically, there is stuff…

While the story is still explaining about this stuff, we see Leo walking back to the manor (not sure why he’s not flying…maybe to keep a low profile?). He bumps into the female maid whose name I never remember. She strips him (of his apron) much to his dismay. Leo continues his walk home only now in tears. He meets up with some old people who came over to stare at the Baggins house after hearing some crazy shit went down. OOOOOKAYYYY  >___>

SCENE CHANGING away from the creepy old people, Allen and Jo are proud they successfully painted a piece of fence. Baby Peter let’s all know of his presence by squealing.  Before Victor can see to him, we see Leo with the baby, pacifying him (I totally bet the wailing was from Leo…I mean, the guy was stripped (of his apron) by a scary lady with what appears to be a donut for lips).

Somehow the question of Victor’s previous work experience comes up (or as Leo kindly puts it, “To summarize what Allen is asking: how did a goof up like you manage to get licensed as a Nanny?” Victor: OMG, SRSLY!? WTF!? D’X).

When asked about the history of the two, Leo remarks the information is confidential. However, Victor says they can at least talk about some certain bits (cute how Jo is all OMG I GET TO LEARN ABOUT VICTOR :> *happy tsundere*).

History time ~

Leo is Victor’s first partner (or Buddy as they call in it in the manga…pssfft, butt buddy xD). Leo however has had many “buddies” in the past (psfffft! プッ(※థэథ)∵.*.∵).  While Leo had to take tests to get into Poppins Academy (really Oo), Victor already lived there and was farked up enough to become an “IRREGULAR” Nanny (…really Japan? Couldn’t you have thought of a better title than that? Who in their right minds would hire someone with the title IRREGULAR NANNY! Wtf does that even mean? Sounds like he has constipation problems xDDDD). Just before IRREGULAR Nanny got shipped off to the Baggins Estate, he and Leo got buddied up…

プッ(※థэథ)∵.*.∵PSSSSFTT

Why was Victor living at the Academy? Because he wanted to become IRREGULAR??? No…who thinks that? Jk It’s because he’s an orphan whose parents abandoned him at the academy (which I will tell you is an amazing feat seeing how the Academy is currently floating 1000 miles in the air O__O; – them parents were DAMN determine to get rid of their kid…).

Flash back ~

Victor is dancing around the halls of Poppins Academy, flashing his new apron off. IMMA GONNA BE A NANNY FROM THIS DAY FORTH! GONNA SLAP THEM KIDS INTO RESPECTING ME! YAY APRON! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Victor spots Leo who is jiiiiiii –ing at Victor (along with everyone else in the Academy – you picked a bad time to show off your white man dancing skills Victor xD). Bystanders start talking shit about Victor like all bystanders do in manga – really, they’re only purpose in manga is to create misunderstanding and loathing against the person they’re talking about :/ Go and read 10 manga cliché series and tell me if I’m not right in at least 8 of them. Basically, they say Victor is a parasite who got a job as a nanny because of his social position – AS AN ABANDONED ORPHAN WHOSE PARENTS BOUGHT A FARKING PLANE TICKET JUST TO DROP HIM OFF 1000 MILES IN THE AIR SO HE’LL NEVER FIND THEM – YEAH THAT’S SOME SOCIAL CRED THERE (you all be jelly because you wished your parents had done that huh bitches? >:D).

[EDIT: I’ve finally been reading the first volume of this series (yeah, I jumped in at chapter 7 with no clue wtf was going on xD) and I’m thinking Victor MIGHT have been a Richie kid…not too sure though. It was only hinted because we say one panel with little Victor surrounded by presents with a :< look on his face…so maybe he was an orphan adopted by rich peoples? >__>]

Of course Leo hears this shit and instantly thinks Victor = worthless scumpuss with connections. Victor on the other hand hears how awesome Leo is and aspires to be just like him.

“And through some glorious act, this great man was assigned as my FIRST buddy <3”

プッ(※థэథ)∵.*.∵

Behind the scenes, it turns out the teachers came groveling to Leo to get him to be Victor’s partner xD

Leo: =___= Give me rights to blame every worldly problem on him and you have a deal.

Thus that explains his hate to Victor ~

Jo is surprised to learn of Victor’s past. However, Allen must have forgotten to take his pills because his other personality comes out – his PMS one [EDIT: I thought this was a random thing but NO! PMS Allen has appeared multiple times in the first volume. Also RAEPY Allen D: Allen scares me…]. PMS Allen mocks at how Victor got his position. It’s only because Victor lived at the Academy that he got it (really people? Is being a Nanny really that shittin’ awesome??? I’m sure quite a few med students would be pissed to learn of this).

“Here I thought you were something special.”

PMS Allen continues, saying Victor is all talk and can’t do shit. During this time, Jo is just looking at Allen like he’s pooping babies from his ass (ಠ_ಠ). Victor is trying to defend his position to which PMS Allen offers the following conditions for him to accept Victor as the real deal: DO MAGIC. THINK OF THIS AS A TEST!!!!!!!!

Hearing the word “test” causes IRREGULAR NANNY to shit himself. I didn’t know this but apparently Victor sucks hard at tests. Jo isn’t happy someone is taking his tsundere title from him and yells at Allen to stop. Jo figures Allen is doing this because Leo is in the room (I guess make Victor look like crap compared to the awesome fanboy worship worthy Leo). The  man in question, Leo, starts talking all deep and philosophical but if you cut to the heart of it, he just wants to see Victor’s magic (since apparently he was too busy back in CHAPTER 9 trying to pull his balls out of ass from the beating he got to pay attention to Victor).

Victor is currently in freak out mode. Apparently when he was younger he had to take a bunch of tests in front of these floating mask things(!?). They told him he needed to pass his tests. If not they’ll…

MAKE HIM EAT MICKEY MOUSE!!!! WHILE HE’S STILL SCREAMING ALIVE!!!!!

Wow…that would damage ANY child Ó.Ò

No honestly I have no idea what the floating masks had in mind if Victor failed. For all I know, they were going to revoke his Twitter rights and send him to his room with no supper *shrugs*

Jo brings Victor back to the present by touching him (on the arm people! Get your minds out of the gutter xD Although after my post on Sweet Alchemy I can see why you’d think dirty xD). Victor is all, oh shit, I can’t be crapping myself in front of these kids. I’m a nanny yo. I slap children pimp style bitch. Victor makes a hanky near Peter (yeah, he’s still here xD) float in the air before landing in front of Allen.

Victor goes into a shojo girl speech, saying how he loves everyone and wants to be a part of the Baggins Household because it’s becoming like a home to him ~ The power of shojo speech was effective in this series (unlike in Kuranoa…which ended with someone getting shot in the face >___> (make sure your shojo girl speeches work or else…)). Allen goes, oh shit, sorry man, didn’t realize I was making you crap yourself to which Victor’s jaw drops open at. Leo too has lost interest and says it’s time for him and Allen to go study.

Victor: YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? щ(゚ロ゚щ) I POOED MYSELF SO BADLY I CAN NEVER WEAR THESE PANTS AGAIN!

As the two walk off, Leo says Allen’s behavior surprised him. Allen’s other personality, Asshole Allen, comes out and smirks about adults having to be perfect ~ that’s why he did it. Leo has a “hmmmm, this kid is more evil than I thought look” and promptly dismisses his gut feelings. Off to study ~

We SCENE CHANGE over to Victor who is trying to recover from the weirdness of this chapter. He thanks Jo for his help to which Jo gives a tsundere reason for his help *rolls eyes*

“Say Jo-kun, you know when you become an adult? If you live trapped in your past regrets, you’ll find yourself facing many hurtles…”

Jo: (ಠ_ಠ) huh?

I agree with Jo – huh? I’m guessing this is going to be some sort of foreshadowing? Well whatever. Jo is all I’M SO HAPPY THAT VICTOR THINKS OF US AS FAMILY EVEN THOUGH WE ALL TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT ~ However, his happy mood sours when he hears Victor happily saying:

“Coming here ~ coming here ~ keeps my training days away ~ but I’m so relieved ~ I don’t have to study because I made a contract with the Baggins Family~ ”

Jo: (ಠ_ಠ) What? You’re not trained?

Victor: Oh? Did your parents not tell you? The Baggins Family said it was alright for me not to have any experience ~” [Guess they  must have been in a real hurry to get someone ~]

Jo: (ノಠ Д ಠ)ノ ======= ┻━━┻

NO WONDER YOU FAIL AT BEING A NANNY! YOU’VE NEVER HAD ANY TRAINING?!?!?!!?

RAOR!

Victor: :A: eh!? DON’T MAKE ME SCARED JO OR I’LL – I POOPED MYSELF AGAIN!

As Jo smacks Victor around, our chapter ends with that bird from chapter #9 randomly falling out of the sky and into the Baggins chef’s arms. He thinks, if I turn this bitch into some fine KFC, Master Allen may fan boy about me too 8> Winning <3

[EDIT: Finally figured out why those birds kept dying. Turns out these birds serve the purpose of explaining storyline bits to us readers. Once finished with this task…they die. And are literally picked off the streets to be eaten xD wtf!?]

END

Well, this chapter was certainly a little annoying – due to a certain little boy with multiple personalities and his Sadist nanny. Those two get along so well ~

Poor Victor. I have no idea why everyone keeps yelling at him. The guy is trying his best (even if he is skipping out on his training >___>). I’m worried about what those floating masks did to him as a kid. They don’t have any bodies so going native on Victor’s white ass probably wasn’t an option. Whatever it was, it was so horrifying that Victor lost the ability to control his bowl movements when scared shitless.

Here’s to hoping less Allen screen time ~ Bring back Lynx. That mofo entertains ;D

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