雨柳静のおまけ(Uryuu Shizuka’s Omake)

Man, I was almost going to skip Uryuu’s chapter
(I will never see Uryuu as Shizuka, just ain’t happening)
See, the reason is due to a certain word Cain says
Half of it is censored so you have to guess what it is he’s trying to say
Like, YaOza = Yakuza
I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what the f he was trying to hint at (I even bitched about it on Twitter xD)
But then when I went to sleep, upon waking the next morn, I had an epiphany! I deduced what Cain was hinting at 8D (well, what I thought fits the context of the omake. Besides, if it turns out to be wrong, at least Cain looks hilarious saying that line xD)

Cain: “I’ve been thinking of buying an uninhabited island”

Uryuu: “Cain-sama!? An uninhabited island!? What about things like food and water!? How do you plan on getting all of that?”
[Don’t tell me you’re thinking of “foraging” for them!]
[was so tempted to put: Don’t tell me we’re going organic! (like as in going out and hunting for their own food xD) (yeah…lame but whatever :p)]

Cain: “Relax, Shizuka. That’s what am♥zon.com is for.”
[really wanted to put Crigslist instead of amzon.com, since it seems you can get ANYTHING on Craigslist]
[the censor in Cain’s line was アOゾン (a O zon) which I deduced as アマゾン (amazon) but that’s just a guess. If anyone knows if this is actually supposed to mean something else, please don’t hesitate to correct me!]

Uryuu: “While it’s true they have a great selection…”

Cain: “I just made my order.”

Uryuu: “…”
“THEY SELL ISLANDS TOO!?”

4 thoughts on “雨柳静のおまけ(Uryuu Shizuka’s Omake)

  1. I can see why you can’t see him as Shizuka. He’s too much of a creeper. Uryuu will forever stay Uryuu (such a shame that the glasses guy from Bleach has the same name and he’s freaking kickass).

    Cain does look funny saying that line. No wonder why he wanted that laptop so badly.

    WTF? Why the hell is Uryuu in a robe? And holding a flower of all things. Makes him look more like a creeper. Because creepers in robes always carry stuff like flowers or pipes (just look a Kousetsu, though he doesn’t hold stuff).

    • Shizuka sounds too…normal. And Uryuu is anything but normal. He crawls out from under beds man! (okay, so I have no proof of that but it’s the only explanation for his sudden appearance in Room #18)
      (Glasses guy…archer boy? I haven’t seen much of Bleach so I’m not too family with the characters except for Ichigo, Orihime, and Rukia. And that there’s a pervy plushie…Koko or something like that xD)

      It’s always awesome when someone says something hilarious but with a straight face. I don’t know why but it just adds to the magic.
      My question is where did Cain get the funds? He left his family after all. Perhaps they’re supporting his runaway plans? xD

      Lol, I’m going to de-flower you Cain ~ That’s what his picture is saying. The bathrobe means Uryuu’s butt naked and ready to make good on his threat/proclamation >:D
      Uryuu: Now bend over Cain-sama
      Cain: O__O;
      Me: O_o t-take it like a man Cain…I’m going to be over here…next to Kuga…with our backs turned to your two…and have very loud music playing…poor bastard

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